
Well, it’s that time of year again, when Hollywood gets all glitzed up for what will almost certainly be the most important event in many of their lives.
Who will win? Will the show be entertaining? I have hopes for Alec Baldwin and Steve Martin to actually be moderately funny (not high hopes, but hopes nonetheless).
Feel free to post comments and I’ll be reading and responding as the night goes on.
8:02 pm: E!’s pre-show coverage was awkward at best. Why is Kathy Ireland even here? Also; no Jake Gyllenhall, Prince of Persia will not finally give video game fans what they want in a movie.
8:14 pm: Sorry David, Tom cruise is not hurt and was not in an accident. According to E! News (http://ca.eonline.com/uberblog/b170572_tom_cruise_in_motorcycle_accident_dont.html).
8:15 pm: Ugh, I though the awards were going to start at 8:15, now they’re not happening until 8:30. More pre-show!
8:20 pm: I know that “Poise” commercial with Whoopi Goldberg was supposed to be funny, but it wasn’t. At all.
8:24 pm: Why is it that as he ages Jeff Bridges looks and acts more and more like the Dude?
8:29 pm: Alright, the pre-show is over, and it appears I’m going to be fighting the spam filter all night. Wish me luck!
8:31 pm: NPH was a great idea for opening act. Can anyone explain to me why they announced the acting award nominees at the very beginning? Is Hollywood trying to do a non-linear storyline for the Oscars?
8:35 pm: So because they added 5 more movies to the best picture category someone got nominated for best supporting actor which still only has 5 nominees? That makes no sense. Not a terrible monologue (dialogue?) from Steve Martin & Alec Baldwin thus far.
8:38 pm: Steve Martin just referenced The Jerk!
8:45 pm: Alec Baldwin Vs. George Clooney should definitely be a cage match. No surprise at all here; Best Supporting Actor: Christoph Waltz from Inglourious Basterds.
8:55 pm: Jude Law has better things to do than be at the Oscars? Best animated feature: Up
9:00 pm: Nicholas Sparks adaptations for the win! Amanda Seyfried looks like this girl I went to high school with. Seriously. T Bone Burnett is so much cooler than I could ever be. Sunglasses at night? Corey Hart is nodding in approval right now. Best original song: “The Weary Kind” from Crazy Heart.
9:07 pm: Wow, so many spoilers during the District 9 montage.
9:15 pm: Great bit between Robert Downey Jr. and Tina Fey. Mole people are awesome. Best Original Screenplay: The Hurt Locker
9:30 pm: I can’t help but think of how wildly inappropriate the John Hughes montage was. I remember when Marlon Brando died and all he got was the generic mention that everyone gets. Hmm…. I’ll still accept it.
9:32 pm: Logorama looks awesome. I want to see this. Oh, right; best animated short: Logorama, and best documentary short: Music by Prudence. Best live action short: The New Tenants. I know as much as you do about these movies, but I’m at least interested now. Did anyone else notice the weird Kanye’esque moment in there?
9:37 pm: Someone had to do it. Obligatory Avatar Na’Vi/blue people reference, but at least Ben Stiller played it pretty well. Best Makeup: Star Trek
9:50 pm: Nothing to really see here. Best Adapted Screenplay: Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire. This is the first miss I’ve had all night. I’m pretty upset about it. I thought for sure Up in the Air would take it. Also; I really do not enjoy typing out the entire title for Precious. So if it wins again; I will refer to it only as Precious.
10:00 pm: I constantly forget that Robin Williams won an Oscar for Good Will Hunting. I’m glad I get to use my last post’s statement/threat so quickly. Best Supporting Actress: Mo’Nique from Precious.
10:10 pm: Best art direction: Avatar, best costume design: The Young Victoria.
10:12: Yes, I heard a salute to horror films as well, which is awesome
10:20 pm: A salute to horror films from two of the kids from Twilight: New Moon…eh, I guess. All are good, and then there’s a reference to Leprechaun. Why couldn’t it be Leprachaun in the Hood?
10:25 pm: Best sound editing: The Hurt Locker, best sound mixing: The Hurt Locker.
10:35 pm: Something about Sandra Bullock makes me not like her. I can’t really figure it out, but it’s there. Best cinematography: Avatar.
10:40 pm: First of all, I was not ready for James Taylor to appear out of nowhere tonight, and then he goes and plays a Beatles song. This doesn’t really compute. I’m getting older and now I have to recognize people that have died this past year. Boo.
10:50 pm: as Rob has pointed out; break dancing and pop-lock routines to all of the best original score nominees. I’m not sure this is how you make the kids care about the Oscars. Best original score: Up
10:55 pm: Special effects. Usually where Transformers shows up at the Oscars. Sadly they got shut out, and were relegated to being nominated for sound editing. Best visual effects: Avatar.
11:05 pm: Really, a series of commercials with Oscar winner Marisa Tomei and Dan Cortese of MTV’s The Grind? Also; Modern Family is pretty good stuff. Best documentary: The Cove. If anyone I know texts dolphin to the number the man held up. I will personally laugh at you.
11:08 pm: not a bad job Tyler Perry. Good snuggie shot. I bet they were warm. Best film editing: The Hurt Locker. did I hear a shout out to Sam Raimi? Win.
11:17 pm: Quentin Tarantino never ceases to amaze me with his pure zest for life, sorry to Pedro Almodovar for having to deal with it. Best foreign language film: El Secreto de Sus Ojos.
11:20 pm: Thanks for pointing out who the odds on favorites are, and reminding everyone that certain movies nominated for best picture have absolutely no chance at winning. How does it roll only one way? If it’s a roll of toilet paper, it can’t be forced to go one way….Oh, I get it, it’s a joke.
11:25 pm: The best actor montage actually made me want to watch each of the films, then I saw all these random people pop up on stage to share memories like they had a talking stick handed to them. I’m sorry, but I don’t want to Oscars to seem like an intervention. Best Actor: Jeff Bridges from Crazy Heart.
11:43 pm: Best actress is a repeat of best actor, meaning awkward confessions and anecdotes about the actresses nominated. Why the spoilers for An Education? What was Sean Penn talking about? Best Actress: Sandra Bullock from The Blind Side.
11:54 pm: Why is Barbara Streisand giving away best director? They couldn’t get anyone else? Best director: Kathryn Bigelow from The Hurt Locker
11:59 pm: Tom Hanks walks out and just blurts out the best picture winner. Best picture: The Hurt Locker. I’m just glad it wasn’t Avatar. They won some technical awards, which is far, but The Hurt Locker was far beyond Avatar as far as storytelling goes.
Midnight am: Well, it’s over, thanks for hanging out. I’ll see you again next year. Otherwise, I’ll see you a the library.